Norwegian Wood - Reprise

I, Once knew a girl

Or should I say, she once knew me

She showed me my face..

It definitely ain’t good, Norwegian wood

She asked me to stay but she told me to go change my face

So I looked in a mirror and I noticed there wasn’t a hair

I sat on my butt, biding my time, drinking no wine

We talked until ten, and then she said, its time to head.

She told me she lived far away and started to laugh

I told her I didn’t and crawled off to pee in the bath

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird (Couldn’t have!!) flown

So, I got high, with chums in the hood, Norwegian Wood